The Onion keeping up with the world strategy of nobody wanting to talk about competitive pinball. Don’t read the article HERE.
| Rank | Name | Points |
| 1 | Jason Zahler | 3144.08 |
| 2 | Escher Lefkoff | 2978.95 |
| 3 | Zach McCarthy | 2919.94 |
| 4 | Arvid Flygare | 2544.57 |
| 5 | Viggo Löwgren | 2484.49 |
| 6 | Raymond Davidson | 2249.84 |
| 7 | Timber Engelbeen | 2073.74 |
| 8 | Jared August | 2061.40 |
| 9 | Paul Englert | 1959.31 |
| 10 | Johannes Ostermeier | 1933.49 |
| 11 | Daniele Celestino Acciari | 1907.18 |
| 12 | Gregory Kennedy | 1875.44 |
| 13 | Derek Thomson | 1811.04 |
| 14 | Luke Nahorniak | 1767.51 |
| 15 | Neil Graf | 1702.58 |
| 16 | Eric Stone | 1699.58 |
| 17 | Jack Slovacek | 1684.78 |
| 18 | Dalton Ely | 1645.03 |
| 19 | Peter Andersen | 1562.82 |
| 20 | Bowen Kerins | 1549.39 |
| 21 | Tim Hansen | 1523.07 |
| 22 | Josh Sharpe | 1518.61 |
| 23 | Carlos Delaserda | 1510.22 |
| 24 | Germain Mariolle | 1499.28 |
| 25 | Cayle George | 1469.23 |
Carlos Delaserda
Columbus, United States
One of the most ridiculous bias journalism POS I have seen.
Agree. Worst yellow journalism on the Internet.
Although they were right about Central Command needing a pinball machine. Should’ve got the Pulitzer for that one.